January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
3 posts
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
November 2011
7 posts
omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do u like touching your pussy? how do you do it?
You: do you like the arctic monkeys?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: but i like seeing my girl touching her pussy
You: you nerd
You: cant even get any in the real world
Stranger: you are a loser
Stranger: why? don't u touch your pussy?
You: you ARE
Stranger: every girl in the world makes it
You: of course i do
You: when i wash it
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: you?
Stranger: and how many times at the day you do that?
You: everytime i pee
Stranger: come on
Stranger: be serious!!
You: im serious
Stranger: i can't believe that
Stranger: it sucks
You: why?
Stranger: because your pee probably has a bad smell
Stranger: and touching your pussy you touch your pee too
You: so what do you suggest i do?
Stranger: for me, it's better if you touch your pussy one/two times at the day.. for example.. before sleeping!
Stranger: or when u take a shower
Stranger: moments like that.. in which you can stay alone for a long time (not peeing etc.)
Stranger: i'm a male
Stranger: and i touch my dick one time at the day
Stranger: sometimes even two
Stranger: it dipends by the day and how much i wanna cum
You: you're not getting any
Stranger: and in the evening, sometimes, i fuck my girlfriend
You: i dont believe you even have one
Stranger: yes i have it
Stranger: and it's even big!!!
Stranger: it measures 18/19 cm
You: i mean a girlriend
You: you dont have one
Stranger: yeah, im talking about my girlfriend
Stranger: :)
Stranger: haahhahahahahahahhahahahah
Stranger: i was joking.. yes i have a girlfriend
Stranger: and she is so sexy
Stranger: she has a big ass
Stranger: a good pussy
You: and you're here why?
Stranger: but not much teets
Stranger: because she's at school
Stranger: i was tired and i decided to stay at home
Stranger: is it a crime?
You: is she a student?]
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like me
You: how old are you anyway?
Stranger: 19
You: then why arent you at school too
Stranger: i told it to you
Stranger: i was tired and i decided to stay at home
You: lazy ass
Stranger: hahahahhahahaha
Stranger: no :(
You: then why?
Stranger: im even a good student!! what u want! :D sometimes i need some holidays...
Stranger: then why what for?
You: college?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im still at the high school
Stranger: for the latest year
Stranger: (i lost one year at the second class)
You: at 19?
You: im a high school senior
Stranger: yes in italy we have 5 years in the high school
You: ahh
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i thought youre from the us
Stranger: really?
Stranger: hahahah it means that i speak a good english (Y)
You: yea. but youre grammar is a little bad
Stranger: :(
Stranger: don't tell me like that :(
Stranger: i could cry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Reblog or your mom will die in 999999928...
My future graduation speech:
October 2011
2 posts
1 tag
September 2011
9 posts
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August 2011
1 post
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
Reblog if you wouldn't hesistate to delete your...
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
NOT risking
March 2011
8 posts
I want to watch Shomba.
twomoreweeks:
-coveritup:
2-feet-under-the-stars:
Alone.
I mean I watched the Grudge, Mirrors, The Eye and some other horror movies alone.
Sana dukutin ni Shoma mata mo habang nagmamasturbate ka
Let me just reblog this post
smashleeeatszebras:
Inspirational Medley
...
Everyone on Tumblr can make such gorgeous graphics...
fears-and-lies:
islepttwithcraigmabbitt:
Or I’m just stuck here making my own disgusting shit quality graphic gifs that belong in a grandma’s vagina.
W A N D E R L U S T: Notable Art of the Day: The... →
kidaokagee:
The Regal Twelve is a combination of various photographic elements that were put together to create wonderful portraits of women that are considered to be important people in history. This series got Alexia Sinclair notable awards…why why shouldn’t she? This is fantastic! You can check her works…
February 2011
7 posts
The Men of Tumblr:
stuckromance:
stuckromance:
wildblood:
narcissistmasochist:
rhettbutler:
Rupert Grint
Daniel Radcliffe
Ed Westwick
Andrew Garfield
Jesse Eisenberg
Ian Somerhalder
Paul Wesley
Tom Felton
Robert Sheehan
Leonardo DiCaprio
Nicholas Hoult
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
James Franco
Iwan Rheon
Matt Smith
David Tennant
Johnny Depp
Robert Downey Jr.
...
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
gianatiempo:
THIS SHIT IS STUPID. BUT NOT RISKING IT.
NOT RISKING IT.
JUST IN CASE.
dont hurt my momma
this is stupid but im not risking it:L<3
i love my mum too much to not reblog.
Why does tumblr do this to me?
Grrrr tumblr.
!!! tumblr man
What's wrong here.
jeaaahx:
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
January 2011
17 posts
The sexual noises I make when I stretch
pieloves:
