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jonbloom:

MacBook Giveaway

So I recently 13” MacBook Air so instead of selling my old one on craigslist, I decided to do a giveaway. The rules are pretty simple, reblog this photo as many times as you want. I’ll choose someone using random.org, a random number generator, on New Years around midnight. 

Open to anyone, really.

Winner pays international shipping.

Must follow: http://jonbloom.tumblr.com to be eligible. I check.

Contest starts now.

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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

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• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: hey
• Stranger: hey
• Stranger: do u like touching your pussy? how do you do it?
• You: do you like the arctic monkeys?
• Stranger: not yet
• Stranger: but i like seeing my girl touching her pussy
• You: you nerd
• You: cant even get any in the real world
• Stranger: you are a loser
• Stranger: why? don't u touch your pussy?
• You: you ARE
• Stranger: every girl in the world makes it
• You: of course i do
• You: when i wash it
• Stranger: how old are you?
• You: 16
• You: you?
• Stranger: and how many times at the day you do that?
• You: everytime i pee
• Stranger: come on
• Stranger: be serious!!
• You: im serious
• Stranger: i can't believe that
• Stranger: it sucks
• You: why?
• Stranger: because your pee probably has a bad smell
• Stranger: and touching your pussy you touch your pee too
• You: so what do you suggest i do?
• Stranger: for me, it's better if you touch your pussy one/two times at the day.. for example.. before sleeping!
• Stranger: or when u take a shower
• Stranger: moments like that.. in which you can stay alone for a long time (not peeing etc.)
• Stranger: i'm a male
• Stranger: and i touch my dick one time at the day
• Stranger: sometimes even two
• Stranger: it dipends by the day and how much i wanna cum
• You: you're not getting any
• Stranger: and in the evening, sometimes, i fuck my girlfriend
• You: i dont believe you even have one
• Stranger: yes i have it
• Stranger: and it's even big!!!
• Stranger: it measures 18/19 cm
• You: i mean a girlriend
• You: you dont have one
• Stranger: yeah, im talking about my girlfriend
• Stranger: :)
• Stranger: haahhahahahahahahhahahahah
• Stranger: i was joking.. yes i have a girlfriend
• Stranger: and she is so sexy
• Stranger: she has a big ass
• Stranger: a good pussy
• You: and you're here why?
• Stranger: but not much teets
• Stranger: because she's at school
• Stranger: i was tired and i decided to stay at home
• Stranger: is it a crime?
• You: is she a student?]
• Stranger: yes
• Stranger: like me
• You: how old are you anyway?
• Stranger: 19
• You: then why arent you at school too
• Stranger: i told it to you
• Stranger: i was tired and i decided to stay at home
• You: lazy ass
• Stranger: hahahahhahahaha
• Stranger: no :(
• You: then why?
• Stranger: im even a good student!! what u want! :D sometimes i need some holidays...
• Stranger: then why what for?
• You: college?
• Stranger: no
• Stranger: im still at the high school
• Stranger: for the latest year
• Stranger: (i lost one year at the second class)
• You: at 19?
• You: im a high school senior
• Stranger: yes in italy we have 5 years in the high school
• You: ahh
• Stranger: where are you from?
• You: i thought youre from the us
• Stranger: really?
• Stranger: hahahah it means that i speak a good english (Y)
• You: yea. but youre grammar is a little bad
• Stranger: :(
• Stranger: don't tell me like that :(
• Stranger: i could cry
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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